I love one day fads

Okay, so apparently the latest "one day fad" is to go into the google search bar and type your name and then the word "needs" and show the first seven results you get (mine are awesome!):

Thomas needs proof
Thomas needs help!
Thomas needs work
Thomas needs security and prefers the status quo.
Thomas needs a drink!
Thomas needs a very structured learning enviroment...
Thomas needs 4-6 weeks off.

(http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=%22thomas+needs%22&btnG=Search)