Homework Revisited

Tonight, I can already tell, is going to be one of those nights Charles Ryder describes as "sustained by iced coffee and dark chocolate." I am in horrible fear that my Patristics teacher has finally gone off the deep end - he just sent my class 54 questions to prepare for our quiz on this week's readings.

"Sebastian,

I found my blog here on my computer today so I must write to you as I am mourning for my lost innocence. It never looked like living. The doctors despaired of it from the start. Soon I am off to school to stay with Papa in his palace of learning. I wish you were coming. I wish you were here.

I am never quite alone. Members of my family keep turning up and collecting food and going away again but my microwave pizza is done.

I have a good mind not to take my laptop to school. I don't want him to meet a lot of school laptops and pick up bad viruses.

What you will,

-C."

... a Brideshead Revisited online text? What a world we live in. What a brave new age.