Still can't figure it out.

Ahem, one of the top 5 most popular news stories today...

Penguins Whose Chick Was Stolen Hatch Egg

An excerpt:

"There was no sign of forced entry to the pen, but a thief would have been able to climb into the compound and carry the brown-and-white bird away.

Despite scores of reported sightings and an on-air confession from a man who called a television station to admit to stealing the bird, Toga was not been found.

Zoo officials have installed closed circuit television cameras and motion sensors to make sure that Toga's expected sibling remains safely with his parents, who are a rare breed of penguin found on the southern coast of Africa."

...and this counts as news?

(what partially provoked this)

[photo credit: REUTERS/Kath Bright/Handout]