Suddenly, I have a craving for Danish Beer... strange, eh?

I can't explain it, but over the last few days I've really started enjoying Danish beer. It's strange, I know. However, there is definitely something about Danish beer that appeals to me. It is ... is so, well, in a word - free.

It is so, so, reasonable. So, oh - I don't know - Western!

I tell you, it is like I have some sort of intense metaphysical affinity for the Danish mindset which I haven't necessarily had before this instance, but right now, let me tell you loud and clear - Go Danes!

Goodness knows why, but there is nothing I'd like more than to peacefully sit at home, listen to a good Austrian composer like Mozart, perhaps read the entire poem by G. K. Chesterton entitled "The Battle of Lepanto," and all the while imbibe liberally from a fresh, ice-cold good-ol' Copenhagen gift to the world. That would make me very happy, I think. Yes, it would at that. Very happy.

Gee, I wonder what motivated this...