Dan Brown and Abp. Milingo to join forces?!

Talk about a match made in hell:

Aug. 23 (CWNews.com) - Vatican officials fear that the renegade Archbishop Emmanuel Milingo may join forces with Dan Brown, author of The Da Vinci Code, the Universe newspaper has reported.

The troubled African prelate was reported to have reached a tentative agreement to assist Brown with a future novel about exorcism. [More...]

TotalCatholic.com supposedly has more information, but I can't get the link to work myself.

So, speaking of recurring headaches, how long before Milingo gets what he deserves?