Inflatable Churches ... I wish I was joking.
Yep, nothing says "till death do us a part" like a portable, filled-with-air, foundationless, impermanent, flimsy, easily-blown-over-by-moderate-gusts-of-wind, readily-mistakeable-for-a-kids-jumping-playland, cheap, chuck-e-cheese-like, pathetic assembly of made-in-china prefabricated collection of poorly-stitched-together sacks of compressed air.
I love this modern age. Talk about the epitome of that whole "what can the church do for me?" attitude. What I really what to know is what kind of "priest" or "minister" would marry someone in an inflatable church. Probably the same kind of minister that will (for $2o) marry your two cats together (provided their is no impediment of consanguinity and the cats can be proven to be in their right minds and be capable of giving full, complete and adult consent...)



















