Oh please, pagan rosaries? I laugh to keep from crying.

Clearly this kind of story deserves the special attention of the Religion News Service:

Picking up her Catholic rosary, Meg Williams, a 24-year-old from Maine, begins her prayers like this:

"Hail Persephone, full of strength and beauty. . . . Blessed are you and blessed is the cycle of your life. Holy Persephone, queen of life and death, pray for your children now, and in the hour of our need. Blessed be."

Williams calls herself a Christo-Pagan, a blender of traditional Christianity and pagan goddess worship. For her, adapting the Catholic rosary brings a peace that adhering only to the Christianity of her youth did not.

[More drivel.]

Seriously though, how sad is this? Let's pray some real rosaries for their conversion.