Correction: *this* headline wins the "most twisted" contest.

Update: I think Brandon may have found one that beats even the previous record holder:

"Dismay And Anger As Pope Benedict Declares That Protestants Cannot Have Churches" - Free Internet Press

Now that's just stupid!

(and from the comment box, as honorable mention: "Vatican: Protestants not true Christians".)

Original post: How on earth does the Vatican releasing a document entitled "Responses to some Questions Regarding Certain Aspects of the Doctrine on the Church" prompt the headline ....

"Vatican hits 'wounded' Christian churches." - ABC News.au

.... as if the image we're supposed to conjure up in our heads is anything else than a big bully walking around a playground and "hitting" a "wounded" little kid.

Oh. My.