When people refuse to let reality get them down...

... they get featured in Newsweek.

Via the incomparable Diogenes.

Update: I was thinking about this story a little bit more and I've decided something: I work for Newsweek. I've always felt like I deserved to work there and, well, now I do. I intend to submit my first article tomorrow. If they reject it, or make the absurd claim that I don't, in fact, work for them, I'm going to go public and proclaim:

"I work for Newsweek. Not Surprisingly, the Heirarchy of Newsweek does not approve."