"Give me $5 and I'll argue any position you want!"

William Donohue proves the point by penning a tongue-in-cheek reply to Nick Cafardi's article, "I'm Catholic, Staunchly Anti-Abortion, and Support Obama." (More on the Cafardi story here.)

Donohue's satirical response: "I'm Catholic, Staunchly Anti-Racist, and Support David Duke."

(I think I've officially reached the point in this election cycle where I feel like I'm taking crazy pills, reading through some of these arguments people are coming up with to justify their positions.)