Vatican headline: "La sostenibile leggerezza dei ... Fab two" (?!)

AmP reader Thomas explains:

"This is driving me nuts. Can you post a translation of what this story's about? I presume the L'Oservatore Romano is knocking the Beatles reunion for being a fundraiser for Transcendental Meditation as a cure for what ails youth ... but I'd like to know that."

Well, here's what Google translation makes of it, for a start.

Any Italian translators in our midst (with time to burn)?