Humor: Fr. Jenkins' Tanqueray Gin Ad

In the 1990's, Tanqueray Gin sponsored a US advertising campaign that went like this:

Left: "In his next life, Mr Jenkins hopes he's... Mr Jenkins."
Middle: "Mr Jenkins finds that deep dives tend to bruise one's olives."
Right: "Mr Jenkins denies all rumors, whatever they may be."

A witty AmP reader updated the campaign for Notre Dame President Fr. Jenkins amid the Notre Dame debacle:

"In his next life Fr. Jenkins hopes he's... Mr. Jenkins."
"Fr. Jenkins finds that deep theology tends to bruise one's ego."
"Fr. Jenkins exacerbates all situations, whatever they may be."

Clever, light-hearted ... and just a little true.