Papist Quote of the Day

Life-in-DC blog DCist has a weekly column which I enjoy reading, In it, people contribute things they hear people saying in DC. But this one from May 15th is just sad:

There's so many things wrong with this

Mother's Day at Giant supermarket on 7th and O:

Two girls and a guy in their 20s in the checkout line.

Guy: "Should we send [female name] a Happy Mother's Day text?"
Girl 1: "But didn't she have an abortion?"
Guy: "Yep, we should send her one anyway..."