Hilarious: Dan Brown's 20 worst sentences

I've never read a Dan Brown book, but my friends claim that his novels are not very well written, and after reading this list of howlers, I can see what they mean! A sample:

10. The Da Vinci Code, chapter 4: Five months ago, the kaleidoscope of power had been shaken, and Aringarosa was still reeling from the blow.

(Did they hit him with the kaleidoscope?)

And that's a fairly merciful example.

Now - please - let's not have any top 20 lists of AmP gaffes appearing!