Papist Picture of the Day - 10/16/09

• Spooky: This Halloween, Protestants celebrate "Reformation Day"
  
• Offbeat: Poker-playing priest has chance to win $1M
• Outrageous: Candidate for expulsion - Jesuit novice in Oregon province
• Silly: NCR's "simple fact" about marriage is neither simple, nor a fact
• Huh? Homosexualist Play To Be Performed at Four SF Catholic High Schools
• Pop culture: Katie Holmes places daughter Suri in Catholic pre-school
• Event: Support local pro-life in Washington DC
• Commentary: Sarah Silverman's modest proposal for the Pope, and what I propose for Sarah

How am I supposed to autograph this with a rosary?!

[Photo: Reuters]