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    AmP Countdown: Time left to demand that Congress make health care reform pro-life: 2009-11-07 18:00:00 GMT-05:00


    Sunday, November 15, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 11/13/09

    Wednesday, November 11, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 11/11/09

    "Hey! D'ya mind, God? It's kind of hard to co-consecrate in a downpour!"

    [Photo: AP Photo]

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    Tuesday, November 10, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 11/10/09

    Friday, November 06, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 11/06/09

    Tuesday, November 03, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 11/03/09

    Monday, November 02, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 11/02/09

    Thursday, October 29, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 10/29/09

    Tuesday, October 27, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 10/27/09

    (You may be fine, but doctrinal dissenters and liturgical innovators are terrified!)

    [Photo: AP Photo]

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    Monday, October 26, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 10/26/09

    Before the Christmas rush, Pope Benedict offers a sneak peak of the official "Naughty & Nice" list, for those looking to improve their ranking.

    [Photo: AP Photo]

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    Friday, October 23, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 10/23/09

    Thursday, October 22, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 10/22/09

    Cardinal Levada, head of the Vatican's Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith and world-champion darts player, contemplates his next throw.

    [Photo: AP Photo]

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    Wednesday, October 21, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 10/21/09

    "Aw Shucks! They promised me I could excommunicate someone today."
    [Photo: AP Photo]

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    Tuesday, October 20, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 10/20/09

    Monday, October 19, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 10/19/09

    "Tonight at the Vatican: Sonata for three pianos and alien monster."

    [Photo: AP Photo]

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    Sunday, October 18, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 10/18/09

    "My apologies, your holiness, the artist was rushed you see...."

    [Photo: Reuters]

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    Friday, October 16, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 10/16/09

    Wednesday, October 14, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 10/14/09

    Tuesday, October 13, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 03/13/09

    Saturday, October 10, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 10/10/09


    Oh great, another book - not like I have enough of those already....
    [Photo: Reuters]

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    Wednesday, October 07, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 10/07/09

    Guess who didn't get the liturgical color memo?
    [Photo: AP Photo]

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    Tuesday, October 06, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 10/06/09


    Even bishops have been known to use too much starch.

    [Photo: Reuters]

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    Monday, October 05, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 10/05/09

    These altar boys are so well trained, there actually isn't a bench underneath them.

    [Photo: Reuters]

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    Friday, October 02, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 10/02/09

    Vatican efforts to reduce incense emissions have proven largely unsuccessful.

    [Photo: Reuters]

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    Thursday, October 01, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 10/01/09

    Saturday, September 26, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 09/26/09

    Wednesday, September 23, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 09/24/09

    "Insiders note it is becoming increasingly difficult to hide the pope's hobbies."

    [Photo: Reuters]

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    Monday, September 21, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 09/21/09

    "Oh, so now you want to see shadow puppets, is that it?!"

    [Photo: AP Photo]

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    Thursday, September 17, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 09/17/09

    Pope Benedict searches for his ego.

    [Photo: Reuters]

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    Wednesday, September 16, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 09/16/09

    A pilgrim visually expresses his support for Pope Saint Pius V.

    [Photo: Reuters]

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    Tuesday, September 15, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 09/15/09

    Sunday, September 13, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 09/13/09

    And you thought the music at your Mass was annoying.

    [Photo: Reuters]

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    Wednesday, September 09, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 09/09/09

    AmP topics:

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    Wednesday, September 02, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 09/02/09

    "Knock-knock."
    "Who's there?"
    "Orange."
    "Orange who?"
    "Orange you glad you get to see the pope?!"
    (Sorry folks, I've got nothing. It's time for the pope to come back to Rome!)

    [Photo: AP Photo]

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    Tuesday, September 01, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 09/01/09

    Wednesday, August 26, 2009

    Papist PIcture of the Day - 08/26/09

    "Whoa! If I wasn't the pope I'd say I couldn't believe my eyes!"

    [Photo: Reuters]

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    Tuesday, August 25, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 8/25/09

    New technology allows you to see reality the way a papist does. ;-)

    [Photo: AP Photo]

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    Monday, August 24, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 08/24/09

    In the early-morning rush to see the pope, guess who grabbed the wrong handbag.

    [Photo: AP Photo]

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    Thursday, August 20, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 08/20/09

    Wednesday, August 19, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 08/19/09

    Least involved papal meeting in history.

    [Photo: Reuters]

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    Monday, August 17, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 08/17/09

    Today/yesterday's topics:

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    Tuesday, August 11, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 08/12/09


    The pope's version of channel surfing.

    [source: Reuters]

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    Monday, August 10, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 08/10/09


    "Little help? Someone toss me a water up here!"

    [source: Reuters]

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    Friday, August 07, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 08/07/09

    Wednesday, August 05, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 08/05/09

    -Papist Game Show-

    "And for your penance I see you've chosen option #3: What's in this box!"

    [source: Reuters]

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    Tuesday, August 04, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day 8/4/09

    Popes don't pull off disguises very well.

    [source: Reuters]

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    Monday, August 03, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day 8/3/09

    Go to confession in August and receive a limited-edition huggable plush toy!

    [source: AP Photo]

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    Saturday, August 01, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day 8/1/09

    "Live long and prosper."

    [source: AP Photo]

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    Friday, July 31, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day 7/31/09

    "Your Holiness, do you know a good prayer for escaping quicksand?"

    [source: AP Photo]

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    Thursday, July 30, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day 7/30/09

    After the pope's fall, the Vatican decided to add some precautionary steps to his bedtime routine.

    [source: AP Photo]

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    Wednesday, July 29, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day 7/28/09


    Clearly the photographer was more interested in the right side of the shot.

    [source: AP Photo]

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    Monday, July 27, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day 7/27/09

    Friday, July 24, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 7/24/09

    "Hopefully we can avoid the Google Earth fly-over here!"

    [source: AP Photo]

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    Wednesday, July 22, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 7/22/09

    Tuesday, July 21, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 7/21/09

    Monday, July 20, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 7/20/09

    The Papist Mount Rushmore is a bit more humble.

    [source: Reuters]

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    Thursday, July 16, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 7/16/09


    "And around the final turn it's Bishop Smith in the lead with Monsignor Ganswein a length behind but oh wait Pope Benedict is pulling ahead on the inside rail!!!"

    [source: Reuters]

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    Wednesday, July 15, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 7/15/09

    Tuesday, July 14, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 7/14/09

    Monday, July 13, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 7/13/09

    Honestly, Your Holiness, I don't know what I just gave you, either....

    [source: Reuters]

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    Saturday, July 11, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 7/11/09

    Vatican employees drop their kids off at Swiss Guard summer camp.

    [source: Reuters]

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    Friday, July 10, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 7/10/09

    Thursday, July 09, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 7/09/09

    (wow, I didn't realize I had been so busy over the past day or so....)
    High-tech surveillance equipment for liturgical abuse!

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    Wednesday, July 08, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 7/8/09

    Worst opportunity for an outfit swap ever.

    [source: Reuters]

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    Tuesday, July 07, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 7/7/09

    Monday, July 06, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 7/6/09

    "Please, please, no applause - all I did was stand up!"

    [source: AP Photo]

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    Friday, July 03, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 7/3/09

    "No, Harry, I said I wanted pictures of people reflecting, not reflections of people!"

    [source: Reuters]

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    Thursday, July 02, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 7/2/09

    Wednesday, July 01, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 7/1/09

    Tim the Seminarian took the job of sacristan very seriously.

    [source: AP Photo]

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    Tuesday, June 30, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 6/30/09

    "Bless me father, for I have purchased IKEA and shrubberies."

    [source: Reuters]

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    Monday, June 29, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 6/29/09

    Swiss Guard Test #14: Not cracking a smile during the pope's comedy routine.

    [source: AP Photo]

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    Friday, June 26, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 6/26/09

    "FREE INDULGENCE DAY AT THE VATICAN!!!"

    [source: AP Photo]

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    Wednesday, June 24, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 6/24/09

    "Priest noir."

    [source: Reuters]

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    Monday, June 22, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 6/22/09

    Thursday, June 18, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 6/18/09

    Priests try to avoid being seen by Papa Razzi. 

    [source: Reuters]

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    Tuesday, June 16, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 6/16/09

    *WARNING: HOSTILE INTRUDER DETECTED!!!* DEPLOYING WRIST-MOUNTED RADAR GUIDANCE. MISSILES ARMED. AWAITING FIRING SOLUTION.... 3, 2, 1....

    [source: Reuters]

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    Monday, June 15, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 6/15/09

    In competition with AmP, the Vatican decided to allow banner advertisements.

    [source: Reuters]

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    Sunday, June 14, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 06/14/09

    Even popes have been known to indulge in a virtual high-five.

    [source: Reuters]

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    Friday, June 12, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 6/12/09

    "Enough with the jerseys - what kind of cognac did you bring me?!"

    [source: Reuters]

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    Thursday, June 11, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 06/11/09

    Papal curtain shopping.

    [source: Reuters]

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    Monday, June 08, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 06/08/09

    The Vatican's new liturgical procession signs could really use an explanation key.

    [source: Reuters]

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    Sunday, June 07, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 6/7/09

    Sorry, Barbershop Quartets were not part of the Council.

    [source: AP Photo]

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    Friday, June 05, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 6/5/09

    "... and then my husband did this, and then my husband did that ..."

    [source: Reuters]

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    Thursday, June 04, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 6/4/09

    "... zuccheto bandit!!!"

    [source: Reuters]

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    Wednesday, June 03, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 06/03/09

    "Robot Transformers 3: Vatican Infiltrator."

    [source: Reuters]

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    Tuesday, June 02, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 6/2/09

    June 2nd, 2009: The Vatican statues become self-aware.

    [source: AP Photo]

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    Monday, June 01, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 6/01/09

    Friday, May 29, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 5/29/09

    Wednesday, May 27, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 5/27/09

    "What's in your wallet?"

    [source: Reuters]

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    Monday, May 25, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 5/25/09

    Tuesday, May 19, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 05/19/09

    "Um, I'd like to order an appetizer ... maybe?"

    [source: Reuters/Fadi Arouro]

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    Thursday, May 14, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 5/14/09

    Wednesday, May 13, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 05/13/09

    Tuesday, May 12, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 5/12/09

    "Ha! Ha! Ha! ... no but seriously I'd have gone with a 9-iron on that last hole."
    [source: Reuters/Yousef Allan]

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    Monday, May 11, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 05/11/09

    Friday, May 08, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 05/08/09

    Quick - we need to move this chair ad orientem stat!
    [source: REUTERS/Pier Paolo Cito/Pool]

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    Thursday, May 07, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 05/07/09

    "Ah, your children designed this stole! Wonderful, wonderful ... hmmm? What's that? Oh - of course I'm not going to wear it. I'll put it on my refrigerator, though. Well, maybe. It's pretty full."
    [source: REUTERS/Pier Paolo Cito/Pool]

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    Monday, May 04, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 05/04/09

    Little Ameen, always self-critical, surveyed his class presentation nervously.
    [source: REUTERS/Ali Jarekji (JORDAN POLITICS RELIGION]

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    Sunday, May 03, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 05/03/09

    Friday, May 01, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 05/01/09

    Ewwww! That last piece of sushi is all yours.
    [source: AP Photo/Alberto Pizzoli, Pool]

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    Wednesday, April 29, 2009

    Papist Picture of the Day - 04/29/09