Barack and Cecile sitting in a tree, P-L-O-T-T-I-N-G.
Seriously!Barack and Cecile, you see, are buddies - they are, like, total BFFs (that means Best Friends Forever, if you're over 30).
Barack Obama is the President of the United States, and Cecile Richards is the president of Planned Parenthood, the largest abortion provider in the United States. So they have a lot in common. They're both
really important. Barack likes Cecile so much he puts his arm around her, which he doesn't do for many people. Cecile likes Barack and gets to wear his cute baby-doll rhinestone "Obama" t-shirts.
Barack invites Cecile over to the White House a lot. Like,
more than once. They pretty much get to hang out and stuff
all the time. It's kind of sick how much fun they get to have.
Cecile even gets to
twitter little things like this afterwards:
"Just left the White House meeting on women's health care - they appreciate all the might(y) pp [planned parenthood] supporters speaking up for reform in the states!"
Cecile and Barack are cool like that. He really appreciates her. She said so. They both really want health care reform. They're really smart. I'm pretty sure Cecile is on Barack's Fave Five.
Cecile gets to heart Obama on Facebook, telling all her friends important stuff
like this:
"Women need affordable health care that covers OUR needs ... Geez, we represent more than half the population here!"
Yeah Cecile, like duh.
Some folks totally make stuff up about them, like, that Cecile and Barack are such good friends because they do business together. Like how Planned Parenthood and all their supporters gave lots of cash to Obama and campaigned for him and stuff, and how he's all, like, giving them lots of money to Planned Parenthood whenever he can now that he won and gets to be a President, too.
But, I mean, can't friends help each other out?
Oh, and most the people who say that kind of stuff are just crazy pro-lifers who are jealous they aren't Barack's friends. Well - *news flash*, people - Barack can pick his own friends, and he decided to pick Cecile. So deal. Maybe if you tried
changing and were cooler you could be his friend, too. So hey, try working on that. Okay bye.
(Oh those photos at the top? Yeeaah ... I didn't take them. Nevada Advocates for Planned Parenthood did. My bad!)Labels: comedy, commentary, humor, Offbeat, planned parenthood, president obama
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